Showing posts with label Jesus H. Christ and the Four Hornsmen of the Apacolypse. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Jesus H. Christ and the Four Hornsmen of the Apacolypse. Show all posts

Tuesday, October 7, 2008

MUSIC REVIEW - Jesus H. Christ and the Four Hornsmen of the Apacolypse


JESUS H. CHRIST AND THE FOUR HORNSMEN OF THE APOCALYPSE - Happier Than You
This is the best band name of all time. They are pop, through and through, and their songs are hilarious. The songs are like sing-along for adults, with a full horn accompaniment. Rather than a full review, you get the best lines from each track:
#1 - “She wouldn’t get involved, she was afraid of getting hurt / But cocktails were expensive, so she knew she had to flirt.”
#2 - “When I’m feeling insecure I’ll call / You can stroke my ego, but that’s all.”
#3 - “Jill used to be normal, now she’s a freak.”
#4 - Nothing really funny on this song ....
#5 - “Just like a stripper needs a pole, you’ve gotta have a goal.”
#6 - “”Staying out of the burning sun, we’re at our desks and we’re having fun, it’s a special kind of masturbation!” - about google searching yourself.
#7 - “Are you home? ‘Cuz I can see you, your lights on. Callmeokaybye!”
#8 - No words, but good, modern surf track.
#9 - “I miss your hair, but if I never see your face again I wouldn’t care”
#10 - “I hope you’re happy, just not happier than me.”
#11 - The title of the track sums it up; “Alcoholics In My Town”. WIN.
#12 - Singer 1: “Do you hate me for asking if you hate me? ” Everyone else sings: “You’re pa-THE-tic!”
#13 - “Carnal knowledge has made the girl a sage.”
Will I play it on my show? Hell, I’m thinking of doing an Artist Feature. RIYL - Stephen Lynch.

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